February 25th, 2009 by admin

What Ross might look like

Every weekend, my lovely wife and I go down to our local Ross store for a bit of wandering about and (sometimes) we even do a little shopping. Just lately we’ve noticed an astonishing amount of white people in the store. It is frightfully plain to see that white people do not know how to behave in Ross-space, which will be the topic of this post.

A NOTE for those of you who don’t’ know what Ross is:

Ross is the place where comsumer goods go to die. It is the place where you, the consumer, have one last chance to purchase old, out of fashion or low quality goods right before they go into a dumpster. It is heaven for lower income folks who don’t care if this Clavin Klein shirt is three years out of fashion, because it now costs six dollars.

Also, Ross has historically existed outside the realm of Snotty Menopausal Cracker Wenches (also known as “Soccer Moms”). Prior to the Bush Depression, no self-respecting McMansion Matron would dare set foot in Ross. Hispanics, Negroes and Queers, oh MY!!! Unfortunately, an obvious side effect of the melting economy is the drifting of the ugly Chalkie Princesses into our beloved Ross.

So, before the stabbings start happening, let me give you Whiteys some rules of behaviour for shopping at Ross:

1.) YOU ARE NOT SPECIAL HERE. 

Did they kiss your lilly white butt at Neiman Marcus for years and years? Well, they did that because you paid for it. There is no “upcharge” for shopping at Ross, everyone here is equal. Move your damn cart to the side when people need to get through the aisle. Do not look frightened at all the black people  and latinos – we were here long before you. And DO NOT make that snotty pissed off noise with your damn nose if the person in front of you is taking longer than you like. Nobody here gives a rat’s ass about your expectations. IF YOU DON”T LIKE IT, GO BACK TO NEIMAN MARCUS.

2.) IF THE ITEM DOES NOT HAVE A PRICE TAG, IT IS NOT FOR SALE.

Don’t expect a line full of people to stand there while you ask for a price on something that does not have a tag. This is not the way Ross works. Many items in the store will be torn apart, or separated from a group of items meant to be priced as one thing. Eventually, all the little pieces will get their own price tag, and if you are fortunate enough, you can buy it then. Ross typically has three employees on staff, and not one of those can be spared to scour the store looking for a price for your  little piece of crap. Do not bring that little piece of un-tagged junk to the counter. IF YOU DON”T LIKE IT, GO BACK TO NEIMAN MARCUS.

3.) DO NOT GET IN LINE BEHIND A CART-WIELDING GROUP OF HISPANIC LADIES.

You simply can’t imagine shopping on their level. That cart they have might have a HUNDRED items in it. That is why the line behind them is so short. Anyone who has ever shopped at Ross knows damn good and well that they will be at least a half an hour at the counter. If the other line goes all the way back to the end of the store, then you go back to the end of the store. IF YOU DON”T LIKE IT, GO BACK TO NEIMAN MARCUS.

4.) WE DON’T WANT YOU HERE.

Those of us who have spent years making a peaceful, pleasant weekly pilgramage to the deathplace of consumer goods do not have any patience for your bullsh!t. Screw you. Take your attitude, your prejudice and your smart ass comments out of Ross, and don’t let the door hit your wide menopausal ass on the way out.

Is your life situation suddenly f’d up? Must be, or you wouldn’t be shopping at Ross. Well, guess what? Our situation has ALWAYS been f’d up. If you simply MUST come to Ross, behave yourself, and IF YOU DON”T LIKE IT, GO BACK TO NEIMAN MARCUS.

February 13th, 2009 by admin

As noted in the previous post, this author perceives in the American populace a present rage towards their natural inclination to violent vengeance. As noted previously, this author is greatly disturbed by the thought of an Amercan Vigilante movement.

Which leads to this post, which will – hopefully – point out to even the most outraged and furious American that, to a great extent, punishment is accounted for in our law. On that note, specifically, let me address The Bankers.

The outcry for criminal (and civil) prosecutions of those truly responsible for the horrendous damage done to America by banking institutions is currently so loud  that it shakes the ground. The hosts of one television show recently theorized about beheading The Bankers.  This will not do.

Why? The outcry currently heard on the streets in America is misguided. The Bankers should not be tried in any Criminal Court, nor should they be subject to any Civil Suite. 

The Bankers responsible for the American Economic Collapse of 2008 should be tried in a Military Court for the crime of High Treason.

America is, and has been for quite some time, in a State of War. Knowingly  committing an act that harms America during a State of War is called Treason. American Law has but one punishment for those who commit Treason during a Time of War – that punishment is the firing squad.

There is ample evidence to prove that many of The Bankers and their political lackeys did knowingly and willfully commit acts that they knew would be incredibly destructive to the American Economy, the American People, and through them, the American Military. Certainly, there is testimony to the  fact that-  in the days leading up to the passage of the Banker Bailout Bill (or TARP) - Secretary of the Treasury Hank Paulson told members of Congress there would be open Martial Law on the streets of America if his masters didn’t get their money. That act was Treason, by Paulson and his masters at Goldman Sachs.

Anyone with eyes can see that the Bankers have wreaked a kind of devastation on the American people that no turban-wearing extremist could ever have dreamed possible. The damage to us, our children, our way of life, our Servicemen and Women, and our future is of unprecedented scale.

When Pearl Harbor was bombed, we knew who did it, we sought them out and we punished them. Our economic system almost crashed on Sept. 18th, 2008. Our country, our economy, our Military – our very way of life - almost ended – and we know who did it. 

It is the responsibility of the highest ranking US military officer, President Barack Obama, to seek out the Traitors who attacked our country, to bring them before the court, to present the evidence against them, and if they are found guilty, to assure the American people that the guilty will be brought before a firing squad, and shot through the heart. 

This is not vigilantism – it is the Law. This is not revenge – it is the Law. This is not partisan – it is the Law.

Dear Mr. President – for  the Defense of the Nation,  the safety of the public, and the future of this great nation, please uphold and enforce our Law.

February 11th, 2009 by admin

No one loves a good revenge fantasy like America – me especially, I must admit. We grow up on it here. Whether it be the generation of “Gunsmoke” or the generation of “The Crow” or any other generation. If you are alive in America today, you are very likely to be a big fan of “Heads on Sticks”.

Not that every other group of people in the world doesn’t love a good revenge story. It’s just that we Americans are unique in history as being not only the most obvious lovers of revenge, but being the most heavily armed and heavy handed of revenge fans. Ask the Taliban.

So here we are, and each day the calls to revenge upon the criminals of the past regime get louder, and more numerous. Truth Commissions…indeed. Even the UN says there’s enough evidence to prosecute some of the Bush Regime members of War Crimes.

At the same time, America finds herself nationalizing some of her major industries. Banking. Automobiles. Construction. Nearly every penny of nearly 1.5 trillion dollars, is in some way, going to be used to merge the government and the corporations into a new Corporatist State.

So. Revenge Fans. Anger. Crime. Guns. Public Outrage. Populism. Corporatism. Nationalization.

This is so very reminiscent of the story of Benito Mussolini, and the rise of Fascism in pre-WWII Italy. And no one here realizes it. 

We all love a good Head on a Stick, but we better start being aware of the danger we are creating for ourselves. Once you get started on the guillotine, it’s real hard to stop. A Modern American Reign of Terror is likely to be a horrifying thing, and most people wouldn’t really like it that much, once it progressed to their doorstep.

Wake up, folks. We have a structure of law to punish the guilty. Let’s try to stay within that structure – no matter how much we’d enjoy a Head on a Stick.

February 1st, 2009 by admin

“The Earth itself is more important than the people on it.”

That statement seems to sum up the new “Earth First” religion. It is not a new thought. Any slave-owning land master from our past could have told it to you – a Roman, a Greek, an American or Russian oligarch of landed status.

The fact is, the truth of that idea depends on the value an individual places on any unique human life. If you are a slave owner, and your priority is the production of cotton, you don’t care nearly as much about the negroes farming your land as you do about the yield that the land produces, and the profit you make from it.

If you are an egalitarian, or even simply a decent human being, you have to value the people first, and the yield after. You’d also be well warned (and most likely aware) that this thought form can be dangerous, and from time to time it gets a carpenter nailed to a tree.

At present, the “Earth First” concept is being elevated to the status of a Religion. Some well-intentioned people fervently believe, without solid proof, and against the historical record of the planet, that the paltry few humans residing here are somehow affecting the climate of the planet. Partisan “scientists” cook (and sometimes get caught falsifying) climate data to support the tenant of the new religion.

The undeniable, scientifically provable fact is that the only constant in the climate of the Earth is CHANGE. Greenland, which is now covered with ice, was quite recently a vineyard. A little while back (by geologic time) a good chunk of North America was under a glacier. Change is the way the climate of Planet Earth works.

So, why the sudden elevation of the Earth Religion to world prominence? Simple – it’s all about the taxes.

What taxes, you might ask? Carbon Credits, my friend, Carbon Credits. 

With the First World turning away from fossil fuels, the idea of generating revenue through the marketing of fossil fuels is a dying prospect. And so, with a first world using electric, solar and wind power, how will the Illuminati replace the income they’ve previously made from oil..? By charging you to BREATHE, by charging you to live.

As anyone knows, and as is easily proven, carbon is not some deadly poison, it is one of the four essential elements required for life. And so being, it matters not your color, religion, culture or area of origin – you breathe, and you may be taxed for it.

Don’t believe me? Check out: http://www.carbonfund.org It is not the law yet, but the groundwork is being laid. If you like, you can be an early adopter, and just go ahead and voluntarily turn over part of your income for the glory of breathing.  

So, where does that money go???  Check this out: JP Morgan Chase  !!! Yes, that’s right, directly to the international banking cartel that just raped the economy of the world!!! GREAT, RIGHT!?!?!?

Hear me now, Free Humanity:

If you want to help “the Earth” take money away from international banking cartels and use it to modernize the manufacturing sector of  Third World countries. 

If you want to help “the Earth” take money away from international banking cartels and use it to modernize the family planning sector of  Third World countries. 

If you want to help “the Earth” take blood away from the members of the international banking cartels and use it to fertilize the fields of the blessed Earth.

Hear me now, Free Humanity:

I will NEVER pay for carbon credits. I might contribute a few hot ounces of swift-moving lead to anyone stupid enough to try and force me to pay for them. But I will simply NEVER pay for the right to breathe.

Will you?